Celebrating the Olympic Games

Magnus Health
July 27, 2012
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Celebrating the Olympic Games

In celebration of the opening of the London Olympic games and to show our USA spirit, our office agreed to wear red, white, and blue today, and participate in our own Magnus Olympic Games. Anything goes, with one limitation – no spandex – a rule for an employee that will remain nameless.

Throughout the day, the following Olympic feats will be broadcast live on Magnus TV, the unofficial network of the 2012 Olympic games:

8am EDT: Bryan performs the high jump and brews outstanding coffee while answering calls.

10:30am EDT: The Tech Team performs their famous binary floor routine to Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” all while Rob computes the square root of Pi.

Noon EDT: Aketa, Jordan, Kristina, and Allen perform their sensational synchronized swimming routine, wearing controversial designer swimwear by Versace. This marks the first time in recorded history that a team costume has actual live fish on the swim caps.  Said fish were not been harmed in the making of this Olympic Games.

3:30pm EDT: Newcomer and international sensation, Nina, competes in her first-ever Olympic games in Track and Field. With an All-American record distance in the shot-put, Nina is a favorite to bring home the gold. 

May everyone do their best, demonstrate superior sportsmanship and multi-tasking, and come out of this relatively unscathed.

Magnus Olympics resized 600

Part of the Magnus Olympic Team, Blake, Lindsey, Trish (notice her official Olympic gear), Court, Allen, Chas, Bryan, and Dan pose at the start of The Magnus Games.